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带着佣兵系统闯各个界面

  

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宋天明此时心里慌的一批,因为他感觉自己在凯西女爵这个虎B娘们儿眼里就是个移动的粮食库。宋天明捂着自己的颈部问道:“Fuck, what the fuck are you doing? Don't look at me with a look at food. I'm not your mobile grain depot!(翻译:我操,你他妈干嘛?别拿看食物的表情看着我,我不是你的移动粮食库!)”凯西女爵看到宋天明这一脸紧张的样子后,哈哈大笑,嘲笑道:“Hahaha... You are the head of the mercenary regiment. Why are you so timid? Well, don't worry, I won't bite you. I'll scare you!(翻译:哈哈哈……你一个佣兵团团长,怎么胆子这么小?好啦,放心吧,我不咬你,看把你吓的!)”

宋天明听后也松了口气,说道:“Scared me. I thought you were going to bite me.(翻译:吓我一跳,我还以为你要咬我呢。)”凯西女爵看着宋天明,请求的说道:“But I was really hungry, and in order to find you this time, I hurried from the castle to here without taking a bag of blood. So can you let me take a bite? Don't worry, I don't bite my neck, just your arm! And I don't drink much.(翻译:但是我确实很饿,而且这次为了来找你,我很匆忙的就从古堡出发来到这,一包血袋都没拿。所以你能让我咬一口吗?放心吧,我不咬脖子,你的胳膊就行!而且我喝的也不多。)”宋天明听后直接穿衣服准备走。凯西女爵直接抱住宋天明的胳膊,一直磨着让宋天明给她贡献点鲜血,最后宋天明实在没办法了,就把胳膊伸了出来,说道:“Well, just one bite.(翻译:那好吧,就一口。)”凯西女爵回了句三克油,就找出了一张湿巾,擦了擦宋天明的胳膊,随后轻轻的咬了上去。

宋天明一开始觉得可能会很疼,但是被咬了以后发现并不疼,只是酥酥麻麻的而已。而且貌似凯西喝的也不多,于是宋天明也很淡定的一手喂饭,一手刷着Tiktok的短视频。但是没过一会儿,他就觉得有点晕了,他知道这是贫血的现象,于是对凯西女爵说道:“Kathy, I think you can relax. I'm a little dizzy.(翻译:凯西,我觉得你可以松口了,我有点晕了。)”

但是凯西女爵就好像没听见一样,相反吸的更起劲了,宋天明都已经觉得自己有点虚脱了,甚至都发生了呼吸困难皮肤湿冷的症状。宋天明直接开始甩胳膊,打算把正在进食的凯西女爵甩下去。但是那凯西女爵就像被502粘在宋天明身上一样,甩都甩不下去。最后宋天明因为失血过多导致严重休克晕了过去。

等凯西女爵吃饱了以后,松开了嘴,还一脸享受的说道:“My dear soldier, I can assure you that your blood is the best blood I have seen in hundreds of years, not one of them!(翻译:我亲爱的大兵,我敢保证,你的血液是我几百年以来见过最极品的血液了,没有之一!)”结果看向了宋天明,这才发现宋天明不仅面色苍白,还皮肤湿冷,完犊子了,这是失血过多晕过去了。凯西女爵一看,瞬间慌了,心想:我也没吸多少呀!怎么就晕过去了?(作者:你都给人吸走了40%以上的血液了,这还不多?我的主角迟早被你吸干!)凯西女爵于是从自己包里掏出了一瓶紫色的液体,说道:“Fortunately, everyone of us vampires has brought this thing. I hope my dear soldier is all right!(翻译:还好我们吸血鬼每个人都带了这个玩意儿,但愿我亲爱的大兵没什么事儿!)”于是打开宋天明的嘴,给他灌了进去。

宋天明喝了这个紫色的液体后,面部的颜色以肉眼可见慢慢变回了红光满面的健康模样。身体温度和身体机能也在慢慢恢复,身体的造血干细胞也加快了造血的速度。凯西女爵松了口气,说道:“I hope my dear soldier is all right!(翻译:但愿我亲爱的大兵没有什么事儿!)”

不知过了多久,宋天明醒了过来,看了一下手机好家伙都第二天上午了?只见凯西女爵穿了一身低胸款的吊带睡衣端了一壶红枣西洋参茶,给宋天明倒了一杯茶,笑着说道:“My dear soldier, I'm sorry, because you are so delicious, so I accidentally didn't control myself, causing you to faint. I hope you can forgive me! This is the red jujube American ginseng I bought from the local Chinese traditional medicine store yesterday. I just made you tea. I hope you can forgive me after drinking it!(翻译:我亲爱的大兵,我很抱歉,因为你太美味了,所以我一不小心没控制住自己,导致你晕了过去。希望你能原谅我!这是我昨天特意从当地华人的中药店里买的红枣西洋参,刚刚给你泡成了茶,希望你喝了以后能原谅我!)”宋天明看见凯西女爵火辣的身材被这身睡衣完美的勾勒了出来,刚端起茶杯喝了一口,还没等回凯西女爵的话,鼻血就流了出来。宋天明用手捂住鼻子,问道:“Do you have toilet paper?I have a nosebleed!(有没有卫生纸?我流鼻血了!)”凯西女爵听后,慌手慌脚的拿了一卷卫生纸递给了宋天明,宋天明也立马用卫生纸把鼻子堵住了。

凯西女爵慌忙的问宋天明,说:“My dear soldier, why do you have a nosebleed? Is this tea wrong? Is it the traditional Chinese medicine who poisoned it?(翻译:我亲爱的大兵,你怎么流鼻血了?是这个茶不对吗?难道是那个中医往里面下毒了?)”宋天明回复道:“In fact, there's no problem with that tea. Maybe it's because of the lack of water recently. Yes, it must be! Also, I forgive you. Next time, remember to take my blood.(翻译:其实那个茶没问题,可能是最近水喝少了导致上火了。对,一定是这样的!还有,我原谅你了,下次记得吸食我的鲜血的时后要有个度。)”

凯西女爵好像发现了什么不对劲的地方,于是看着宋天明的下面,坏笑着问道:“My dear soldier, it seems that your own lies have been betrayed by your own body! To be honest, what on earth did you see nosebleed?(翻译:我亲爱的大兵,看来你自己的谎言被自己的身体给出卖了!老实说,你到底是看见什么流鼻血了?)”宋天明一看自己那不争气的生理现象,立马扯开话题:“Kathy, my mercenary regiment has something else to do. I'll go back to the mercenary regiment first. Let's sit another day. I'll go first. Bye!(翻译:那个凯西呀,我佣兵团还有点事儿,我先回佣兵团了,咱们改天再坐啊,我先走了,拜拜!)”说罢,立马光速穿衣,随后以博尔特冲刺的速度往佣兵公司跑。

凯西女爵愣了一下,随既坏笑着说道:“Sure enough, males are lecherous. It seems that even serious people like my dear soldier can't escape this law!(翻译:果然,雄性都是好色的,看来即使是我家亲爱的大兵那种的正经人也逃不过这个定律呀!)”

宋天明跑回佣兵公司后,在他们佣兵团的营地里,众人都用一种别样的眼神儿看着他。卢卡斯走了过来,对宋天明说道:“团长,你果然牛X呀!尽然和凯西女爵干了一天一夜,团长你再怎么牛X也要注意身体呀!”说罢还用一种男人都懂的眼神儿看着宋天明。

宋天明白了他一眼,回复道:“我干尼玛呀干,我只是单纯的在那陪她过了一晚上而已,不至于!”众人盯着他,都说了一句共同的话:“Is it so simple to stay with her all night?(翻译:只是陪她一晚上这么简单吗?)”宋天明现在也明白了,这回自己就是跳进黄河都洗不清了,他直接苦笑着大喊:“窦娥冤呐!”接着,宋天明直接问众佣兵们:“Wait, is your daily training over? Why are they so leisurely?(翻译:等等,话说你们日常训练结束了吗?怎么一个个的都这么悠闲?)”众佣兵们听后,直接一个接一个的石化,慢吞吞的回答道:“Probably not finished!(翻译:应该大概好像没完成!)”宋天明听后,立刻变的严肃了起来,说道:“You haven't finished your training. What qualifications do you have to say Lao Tzu? Well, just because you laugh at your head when you haven't finished training, all of you have doubled your training! Don't rest until you finish training! Each team leader leads each team member to disperse the training!(翻译:你们训练都没完成,还有什么资格说老子?好了,就因为你们没完成训练的情况下嘲笑自己的团长,你们所有人训练量提升到之前的两倍!训练不完不许休息!各小队长带领各小队成员,散开训练!)”众人听后,吁了宋天明一声,随后就展开军事训练。

宋天明此时也松了一口气,立马换了个轻松的表情,心想:卧槽,还好我机制,懂得怎么反客为主!要不然今天肯定被这些小13崽汁们嘲笑,不过他们竟然不训练?不行,下次要让海浪来监督他们训练,谁不训练就咬谁。于是宋天明把海浪 叫了过来,喂了它一罐鸡肉罐头,说道:“海浪,爸爸的好大儿。这样 ,以后他们训练你一定要全程监督,只要你监督他们训练,鸡肉罐头你要多少我给你多少!你看怎么样?”海浪用一种怀疑的眼神看着宋天明,仿佛在说:“你说的是真的?说话算话吗?”宋天明回复道:“放心吧,保证说话算话!都多少年的搭档了,还不信任我?人与狗之间的信任呢?”

于是海浪也就选择相信宋天明从而接下了这个任务,而宋天明心想:这个傻狗,说啥都信!

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